This is a small game that is a cross between Exquisite Corpse and Telephone. There is no real purpose, except to allow us to wonder at the curious semantic evolution of half-heard sentences, and perhaps experience a few chuckles at their accidental humor and/or poetic mystique.

Some hopefully helpful definitions:

Exquisite Corpse is a parlor game that was made famous mid-20th-century by a group known as the Dadaists, who found joy and poetry in the random and uncontrolled. In the game, a group of people take turns writing the next words to a sentence; however, each person can only see a portion of what the person before him/her wrote. Thus the end result is unpredictable and sometimes yielded fantastic, outlandish results, e.g. "The exquisite corpse drank the young wine." More info exists here.

Telephone is a children's game that exploits the distortion of meaning as a message gets paraphrased as it travels from one person to the next. It often results in helpless giggles.

1. Unite the sentence fragments by filling in the blank fields. Seek to craft as coherent and grammatically sound a sentence as you can.
2. Type in your name or Internet handle.
3. Click Submit.

Once you have submitted a sentence, you will be taken to the archives page, where you can read all previous submissions. If you just want to see the results, you can click here.

Have fun!